"Hello, my name is Brett Rigby, and I am a geek."
I am a Software Developer for a Peterborough-based Building Society, and it's fair to say that I am new to this baby-lark.
My experience of looking after children is nil and I can honestly say that I have never fed a baby nor changed a dirty nappy. The only time(s) I have held a small baby is simply because it has been forced upon me. And even then, it's been at arms length.
Disclaimer The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my employer's view in any way.